What would Judge Andrews do? Here's what . . .

"If that had been my wife, I'd have beaten the hell out of you."

That's what Oakland County Circuit Court Judge Steven N. Andrews said a few days ago while sentencing a man who crashed a wedding reception and groped a female partygoer's breasts, according to a report in the Oakland Press.

It was quite a scene at the reception. Someone called the cops to break up the resulting fight. The guy's pants went down three times in front of a police dashboard camera's unblinking eye.

The tape, with a strategically placed blur, probably would be great stuff for one of those voyeuristic TV police-video shows.

The prosecutor said the man was "mumbling" and "extremely intoxicated." Defense counsel blamed the dropped trousers on a broken waistband button. He said his client doesn't remember any of it.

The man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure, aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. Judge Andrews ordered a two-month work-release jail term, 18 months of probation, no drinking, and $1,100 in costs and fines.

Perpetrator caught. Plea taken. Sentence imposed. A few chuckles, perhaps, for those who saw the tape. So far, so good.

But what about Judge Andrews' statement about how he would have reacted if his wife were the assault victim?

It's one thing when you're sitting around the dinner table with friends and family and say, "I'll tell you what, sweetheart of mine, if that guy would have touched you, I would've knocked him into next Tuesday."

But there is a big problem when judges say such things in open court.

There's a standard of conduct that's expected in Canon 3(A)(3) of the Michigan Code of Judicial Conduct.

The way I read that standard, it comes down to this: when you're wearing the robe, you should keep your cool on the outside and your anger to yourself.